SOME FACTS ABOUT US...........
1..Gobe is when you were offered 7.1 million naira for sex
and you refused, and on your way home you got raped.
2..How can you tweet about ASSU when you are in college
of education.? Abeg wetin concern Antonio Conte and
Enyinba FC.
3..It is only in Nigeria that you will see a a poor man selling a
book with the title. HOW TO MAKE 1 MILLION IN 2 DAYS.
(Him dey forbid the millions)
4..English language can be crazy at times, that awkward
moments when your female teacher enters your class and
asks when is my next period. (Do we know when you did the
last one)
5..It is only in Nigeria a girl will apply a heavy makeups and
solid foundations before going into the swimming pools
and she will end up turning the the water into rainbow of
many colors.
6..When we first met she told me she works at the embassy,
I was deeply happy thinking she will help me secure a visa,
until she told me it was CHRIST EMBASSY.
7..To those girls that has different ecolac boxes of makeup
at home, pls it is face make up and not a coloring book.
8..The way girls do make up this days one might end up
dating ones EXs without knowing.
9..Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license
agreement, in the end you ignored everything and click I
Agree.
10..When you are using your own body spray,.. Fuu, Fuu,
Fuu, but when you are using another person's body spray,
you.. Fuuuuuuuuu, Fuuuuuuuuu, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
faaaaaaaaa, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Why people, why???
11..Men!!! Not every lady you see in the church are potential
wife materials, church be like hospital, some are responding
to treatments while others are not.
12..No matter how person chop belleful reach.. Space go
still remain to chop meat.. Abi na lie, You don ever see
person wey belleful and he no fit eat meat..???
