Recently I've been reading about diets and felt the need to create my own, I decided I must have a mix of Atkins and Kraft. I shall call it kraftkins this diet will be one month of only Mac and cheese for all 3 meals. May God have mercy on my cholesterol, tonight begins my 30 days.
More about the Kraftkins diet:
•You can only have pasta with cheese.
•You can add a small topping such as crumbled bacon, grated cheese etc.
•You can have anything except alcohol.
Goals of the Kraftkins diet:
•To prove any radical obsessed change will make you lose weight.
•To get up votes for being insane
Now in my 25 years of eating food I have discovered:
a) I love cheese
b) cheese takes a long time to go through your body.
And due to past experiences with a redvines diet I discovered our body can only process so much of any given substance a day. In the case of redvines we can only process x amount of grams of gelatin a day and the rest kind of just sits there leaving you filling full. I lost 14 pounds during a two week period of eating only redvines.
•Was this healthy?
No I probably made sure I'll get diabetes at a later age in life, and it's a smaller form of starvation because my body couldn't process it
My stats:
6'4, Male, 310 pounds, slightly chubby yet muscular.
Questions I believe I will receive:
•You said chubby, is that like when a 700 pound person says they're not fat they're just big boned?
Well, I only have one answer to that you're a dick all lives matter.
•Why name it kraftkins?
Because I feel it's as unhealthy as Atkins seemed and Kraft is the most well known Mac and cheese creator in history.
•What would you do for a Klondike bar?
More than you
•Is this satirical?
Slightly, but I do intend to do this diet and satiate my belief about diets in general and allow myself the joy of narcissism
I will add pictures of my journey this evening, not alot of selections for Mac and cheese around here so you may see duplicate brands.
Disclaimer:
This is for science, do not attempt unless you understand the risks. Also results may vary or be appropriate depending on results.