I do not have any degrees in finance. I don't have any access to news that you all do not have access to. All I have is my gut and an eye for seeing patterns in the random. Since I cannot hope to compete

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

Hello fellow steemians! Joke contest #3 was won by @robertstewardson! Congrats!! Time for joke contest #4😁 First the prize......since my buddy Fish the @beachbuminvestor generously donated me 5 SBD, I

After being out all night, a brunette came home and told her blonde roommate about her night. "I fucked a Brazilian last night" said the brunette. "You slut!" Said the blonde, "how

One Sunday, a man spoke to his priest after his sermon. "Father, I love your sermons, but my wife always falls asleep halfway through. Is there something I can do to help her? "Yes my son. Here,

What's long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber

This post is all about my dog, Pupalup (pronounced pup-uh-lup) She's a rescue. I have no idea what breed she is and I don't care. All I know is that I love her and she knows it! The only time she isn't

What's the difference between a used tire And 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear And one is a Great year!

This is what I think will be the price of EOS. Think that at this moment there are no releases of EOS, it is only an idea and some development by the creators.  Then the firsts periods has some euphoria

Hello fellow steemians! Joke contest #2 was won by @doctorcrypto! Congrats!! Time for joke contest #3 First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet), I concocted the following: After

No doubt Many of you have heard the news. There's an ICO that has the crypto world in a frenzy. Many analysts are speculating that this new currency could surpass Ethereum in the next few years. This new

Almost a year ago today I first heard about Steemit.com A few people had mentioned it and said I should get on it. But I get dozens of tips like that per day and most just go unnoticed. But, one day I

I started with one AMD Radeon RX 460. I knew I wasn't going to mine fast with this little guy but I WAS mining. Like I said, you have to start somewhere Next paycheck, I bought another RX 460. At the time,

I drive by this scenery every day but rarely stop to appreciate it. So I figured I would share it with you guys so that we could all just enjoy the view for once.

OMG! Thank you thank you thank you to all my fellow Steemians! This has been a life changing epic journey! This has been the best year of my life! is exactly what I plan to say once I actually get 2000

Fuck regular pizza. This is a Pizza Casserole, Bitches! Microwave way too much butter and dump most of it in a casserole dish with some other shit Pop open a can of these cheap ass biscuits and set the

"Why is the price falling!? GO BACK UP! GO BACK UP!!!"

I was setting up my game camera when I heard a rustle further down the trail. As I came across this blood-crazed beast, gorging himself on a particularly pungent, devastated deer carcass, my first thoughts

I was setting up my game camera when I heard a rustle further down the trail. As I came across this blood-crazed beast, gorging himself on a particularly pungent, devastated deer carcass, my first thoughts

A couple of years ago my boyfriend and I decided to start cosplaying as Harley Quinn and the Joker. I'm not even sure how he got this insanely shy, quiet, and introverted person, who normally hides in