Garden Journal Comment Edition: The Hive Gardeners Poem

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Dear tree huggers, bonsai tenders, cactus queens & weed wranglers, it's time for another fortnightly challenge. It seems they've turned into a bit of a thing. I think I'm just avoiding doing the fortnightly curation as I can't live up to minismallholding@minismallholding who does it so well. Once I get a silly idea in my head it's hard to hold back, and I do love how you all join in commenting and getting to know each other, and having a laugh. A little while ago thebigsweed@thebigsweed picked up on an accidental rhyme of mine, which made me compose a Hive Gardener's Poem which you may enjoy.

It'll be easier than the nude challenge I have planned next. Just kidding.

The challenge this week is to write another verse! There's so many gardeners I wanted to include but didn't - umirais@umirais with her banana eating chickens, afterglow@afterglow's rice farming, isdarmady@isdarmady's hydroponics, sjarvie@sjarvie's agave (there's a rhyme right there), artemislive@artemislive's tropical Thailand jungle, antnn@antnn or samstonehill@samstonehill in France, mers@mers, tydynrain@tydynrain, senorcoconut@senorcoconut, sofs-su@sofs-su, hindavi@hindavi in Norway, oniemaniego@oniemaniego's permaculture garden - goodness, there's so many! If you're stuck have a look through the feed and I'm sure you'll find an avid gardener or two you can write about.

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The Hive Gardener's Poem

@TheBigSweed's a beet man, it's his favourite tuber
For his love, @Farm-mom, it's flowers that move her
@Plantstoplanks, she's a squash girl - the curlier the better
Baked or stewed, with a good vegan cheddar
@Nikv's more prickly - it's succulents and cacti
And @Qwerrie, they say he's quite the fun-gi
@Nikolina's orchards are bearing beautiful fruits
In the spring, we're cheering when everything shoots

@Goldenoakfarm's bowls are full of beans
Her garden abundant with flowers and greens
@Proto26's a plantophile when he's at home
Pruning his bonsai or talking to a gnome
And jonyoudyer@jonyoudyer? Give him weed or a good melon stash
@Edprivat's the gif man - his posts are quite fun
God help him, though, when his potatoes are done
@Luckylaica bears typhoons, flood water & cows
But her garden still provides - goodness knows how!
Us gardeners persevere - we can't go without.

In Australia it's blingit@blingit planting oranges and lemons
Down south riverflows@riverflows finds herbs an obsession
ligayagardener@ligayagardener's wrangles microbes galore
minismallholding@minismallholding's yard has chooks, chillis and more
bengy@bengy's new place is taking shape
We all know the pain of hoe, spade, shovel, pickaxe and rake



  • You can write one verse or maximum three, and make sure you don't repeat the same people.
  • All entries will receive a gardenhive@gardenhive upvote
  • The best entries will have their verse added to mine, and I will publish entirely in gardenhive@gardenhive, setting these poets as part beneficiary
  • My absolute favourite will win up to 10 HIVE or I may distribute more according to the quality of the entries.

You don't have to be a genius poet to enter - just have fun and connect with others in the chat below!

plantstoplanks@plantstoplanks sofs-su@sofs-su nikv@nikv owasco@owasco buckaroobaby@buckaroobaby farm-mom@farm-mom thebigsweed@thebigsweed polesinns@polesinns andrastia@andrastia holisticmom@holisticmom queenoftheworld@queenoftheworld porters@porters amygoodrich@amygoodrich fanyokami@fanyokami phoenixwren@phoenixwren anafae@anafae tanjakolader@tanjakolader yolithy24@yolithy24 andrastia@andrastia minismallholding@minismallholding goldenoakfarm@goldenoakfarm nateonsteemit@nateonsteemit sanjeevm@sanjeevm kennyroy@kennyroy simplymike@simplymike dodovietnam@dodovietnam babeltrips@babeltrips trangbaby@trangbaby kaelci@kaelci shanibeer@shanibeer proto26@proto26 ifarmgirl@ifarmgirl foxfireorchards@foxfireorchards artemislives@artemislives edprivat@edprivat meesterboom@meesterboom momogrow@momogrow attn@attn luckylaica@luckylaica blingit@blingit traisto@traisto skylinebuds@skylinebuds fotostef@fotostef tydynrain@tydynrain hindavi@hindavi vibeof100monkeys@vibeof100monkeys samstonehill@samstonehill anttn@anttn



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