How to Create a Meaningless Post Using Stock Images

Written by @revswim

Making content can be hard, especially for someone like me who lacks creativity, intelligence, and common decency; but if you follow these easy steps you will be posting random garbage in no time and making up to 1 U.S. cent per day. Thats enough to buy one packet of Maruchan® Instant Ramen™ every 25 days! If invested correctly this 1 cent may grow to become worth more than the total GDP of many European nations.

1. Go to images.google.com and search for anything.
2. Click Tools and then under the Usage rights menu click Labeled for reuse.
3. Drag most of the pictures you find to random parts of your post.
4. 
5. Steal the rest from wikipedia. Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify Wikipedia's text under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

If at first you don't get any likes, just keep at it. Someone is sure to click the up arrow on your post at some point, even if it's by accident. If you ever hear about a whale you might consider following them to their house and posting at the exact moment they open steemit.com. It might also help if you learned some basic html or markdown, but don't learn too much as the locals could consider it witchcraft and have you burnt at the stake. (Although dying publicly could only positively effect your reputation score at this point.) If you are chased out of town, feel free to create a new account that focuses mostly on Asian language content. Maybe find someone really hot and pretend to be them.

Find other what people like and pretend you like it too. Borrow people's pets and take pictures of them so you can pretend like they're your pets. Overpay for food and then take pictures of it but don't eat any because you also need to be posting diet advice. It's important to get the others to like you otherwise not only will you be unpopular but you'll also be poor.



Basically, its like that one Black Mirror episode.





(If you don't like any of my content feel free to be super mean about it.)