Hello human, do you have a problem to reach the cereal box your tall brother putt on top of the fridge ?
Do you use a two step chair to be able to see yourself when you brush your teeth ?
Are you always bullied by your little brother/sister eventho you're 5 years older ?
Then you're probably short.
Being short can be really annoying in some situations but worry not, for once again I came to save you, you miserable creature!
Here are 6 advantages of being short!
1)Short women attract more men
An English study has shown that women with a height between 1m51 and 1m58 were more likely to get married and have kids before the age of 40 which is the opposite situation for the taller women.
2) Sleep Anywhere
While tall people struggle to sleep on trains, planes and cars, short people sleep easily just like a phone in a pocket.
3) Cheaper Clothes
You probably already know this, but every clothing brand has kids sizes that cost less than adults sizes, so while you tall people are buying a Gucci shirt for 500$ short people are buying it for 100$.
4) Free Hugs
People are constantly hugging you and telling you how lovely you are, because you know what they say, short people are cute people.
5) Less Chance To Have Cancer
A Cancer Epidemiology review revealed that the risks of having various types of cancers were increased with every 10 centimeters. ( Short people live longer)
6) Get Drunk Faster
Tall people must drink and drink and drink again in order to get drunk while all it takes for short people to get drunk is 2 glasses of wine and they are already dancing naked on the table.
That's it for me, I can't relate to this and this makes me mad, I'm 6ft 2...
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