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Supposedly Christmas is a time for good cheer, gift giving, family, and togetherness.
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Well fuck that boys and girls. This is 'Meruca where we tell you what to say and it better damn well be Merry Christmas. We'll tell you foreigners from California to speak 'Merucan too. And if you don't like it you can go back to New Mexico where you came from.
Here we'll buy as much shit for our snot nosed brats on credit as we can so the economy looks great for the MAGA express and then we'll file bankruptcy just like the guy we voted for. That's how he did it and that's how we're gonna do it too.
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Yes American's will still spend hours in traffic, fight unwashed hordes of their fellow heathens, and then stand in line for the one checker not out behind the store sharing a blunt in order to save a buck ninety eight on the latest hello kitty merchandise. For fucks sake people, do what the smart people do that know the jobs aren't coming back and order that shit from the evil emperor Palpatine, er, I mean Bezos(Amazon for the dumb asses that somehow managed to read this far).
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So I leave you with those thoughts and wish you a very Happy Holidays!
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