Jurassic Bob was busy attending some blockchain camp so he took leave from post for the last few weeks. Finally he is back and now he is back to show his fighting prowess. Everyone knows how well he yodels. He is able to yodel and make the wolves cry, and babies wish they weren't born.
One thing about Jurassic Bob, is that he is so mysterious that noone knows his origins. He claims to be good in Jujitsu, sometimes he say he is good in Chinese Kung Fu and there are times when he claims he is a ninja. Well, he always claim many things.
But never underestimate this dude, for he is able to jump through hoops and leap past pommel horse. He has stood above rampaging ponies moving at walking pace. He swings so fast from trees to trees that you often hear him bumping into trees. But he is undeterred. He maybe a laughing stock, but no more. This upcoming duel will stamp his mark in the Jurassic World.
Mamma Bob the one-eyed lady that some children calls the witch is one proud mummy. She wants Jurassic Bob to have the best preparation he can. She encourage him and read him motivational quotes from Dumb & Dumber and Forrest Gump. Then, she cooked for him...
Jurassic Bob is ready...but a thrash talk is a must!
(commercial break)
Jurassic Bob felt funny. Not the joke that cracked him. But his stomach was feeling really ill. He gotta take a timeout. He did and the noise was horrendous, but nothing can match the smell. The fight was called off all thanks to the spagetti.
Jurassic Bob lives to die another day!
