Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, cutting expression or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt. Some are downright insulting, while some are rude, and at the same time, humorous. Sometimes, people are momentarily stunned by a sarcastic remark. They are not sure whether whoever said it was being funny, or whether they were being rude. They do not know whether to laugh, or to feel offended.
Call them sarcasm, glorious insults, or whatever you can come up with, the following bitter, or cutting expressions, will surely bring on a chuckle, or a smile at least. Enjoy!
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Nowadays, you can't call a spade a spade anymore. You have to be creative and come up with terms, or other names for the said spade. In our progressively civilised society, we have to be mindful of our politically correctness. Here are some...
Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
A beer short of a six-pack
A few clowns short of a circus
A few feathers short of a whole duck
A few fries short of a Happy Meal
A few peas short of a casserole
A little wanting in the top storey
All foam, no beer
As smart as bait
Bright as Alaska in December
Does not have all his cornflakes in one box
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it
Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train is not coming
He is depriving some village of an idiot
He is living proof that man can live without a brain
He is not the brightest light in the harbour
He is so dense, light bends around him
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle
His antenna does not pick up all the channels
His belt does not go through all the loops
If brains were taxed, he would get a refund
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change
It is hard to believe he beat one million other sperm
No grain in the silo
Not the brightest crayon in the box
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
One sandwich short of a picnic
Proof that evolution can go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
The light is on but no one is home
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead
Too much yardage between the goalposts
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