Oxymorons

We must hold in our minds these utterly contradictory thoughts: not one of us matters at all; each of us is infinitely precious. - Jane Emily Bowers

Book publishing would be so much easier without the authors. - Dan Brown

There will come a time when you believe everything is finished; that will be the beginning. - Louis L'amour

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are, the more leisure we have. - William Hazlitt

I did my best to go in a circle, hoping in this way to go in a straight line. - Samuel Beckett

Be more or less specific. - Unknown

The first and wisest of them all professed to know this only, that he nothing knew. - John Milton

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. - Robert R. Coveyou

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler. - Albert Einstein

I don’t do what I’m told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. - Cassandra Clare

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. - Alexandre Ledru-Rollin

We all know what UFOs are, even if we insist that they are not. - Aeolus Kephas

Time is precious. Waste it wisely. - Unknown

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