Jesus Christ, God, What The Fuck Is Your Problem? — My Actifit Report Card: September 5 2019

today i tried to climb a mountain but god sent a thunderstorm to prevent me from achieving my goal. there i was at treeline, probably less than 1,000 vertical feet from the summit, and here comes god swooping down on me with his goddamn thunderstorm god complex. jesus christ, god, what the fuck is your problem?

Getting Stormed Off A Mountain, Mountain Climbing, Shaking My Fist In Anger At God