Dimwit saying of the day #3

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Let´s face the truth... I am a fat fuck. Since I am married, I "grew" from 70 kg to impressive 115 kg. Fortunately all this additional weight (some may say "these additional erogene zones") distribute quite evenly, so that it LOOKS not that bad. But I feel not that good about it, which somewhat concerns me.

So here is the fitting dimwit saying about it:

Dear summer!

Glad you are here,

BUT...

You are 10 kilograms early!

Here is what I plan to do about it:

A beachbody 90 day program called P90x. Hopefully, I can pay it with my Steemit earnings. If there is enough interest, I will probably write about my progress. If you want to join:

(ADVERTISING)

http://amzn.to/2rXHxYf

Seems you can get it for 20 bucks instead of 120 right at the moment...

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