Okay, so there is a bit of humor in here, as I am trying to inspire you oldies to take up surfing.
Imagine that kite blowing in the wind above your head as you sit there on your couch.
Our kind of people that they dare call "pensioners" still have much life in our bones and we simply have to get the bones to respond to our wills. The problem is that our bones have a mind of their own and like our political parties our bones all argue among themselves about who can give us the most trouble. But as the government, we simply have to put our foot down and rule them by the law of our minds.
So why not take our bones for a spin on the sea to show them who is in charge?
I mean, this looks so easy!
I have divided the post into 3 sections consisting of 3 photos in each section to make it easy for the slow readers, or for those that cannot find their glasses.
Here's a live presentation.
So once you can do the three simple steps on land above, then the rest is a piece of cake. Just as sweet as a few of the ladies here can bake.
Okay, some of us might lose something like our teeth along the way, but help is always close by.
Maybe some of us by the names of Dan and such will learn to fly like this below.
Ladies, like your washing machine. When you open the door while the machine is on the go, the sea will also become upset. So maybe wait until the rinse is done before you go out on a calm sea.
And gents, those of us that like to show off, make sure that your pants are securely tied before you try this last one.
The surfers like me as I am a big and handsome guy and so they don't mind my taking pictures of them. They are not models that want their pictures exposed on an international site like Hive, as they are all modest guys.
So whenever they see me on the beach, they make sure that they give me their best shows. I don't think that they even notice my camera.
Hahaha, if only life was like this, but no it's the camera that grabs everyone's attention and I don't mind as I can get nice shots to show you.
Oh and one last notice, guys if you are on chronic meds and wonky legs like me then please only do kite surfing in your mind. Things will start to fall off if we go out there.
And That's it folks I hope that you found a smile in here somewhere.
Photos by Zac Smith-All Rights Reserved.
Camera: Canon Powershot SX70HS Bridge camera.
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