Seriously.
One day, I hope to grow a beard. At the moment, I get a goatee, but I plan on moving up eventually.... maybe for my 40th birthday. Anyway, I've never been much of a fan of shaving or of getting haircuts, so sometimes I'll get about one haircut a decade or so.
For some years now, I've been letting my goatee grow. However, it's shorter now than it was some years, even though I haven't cut it. That said, I've decided to dread it and see what happens. Basically it's a "strength in numbers" ploy that I'm optimistic about. It'll take a while to really set in, but it's been over a month now and things are holding up. I figured I'd put this out there just in case anyone was wondering, "What's that turd hanging off of your chin?" No you know... knowledge is power!
I've seen a lot of dreaded goatees and beards in my time, and some famous folks even have them. Can any of you think of anyone with a dreaded beard or goatee? If so, share who below. I might share a couple of GIFs in the comment section later featuring some, but I figured I'd give ya'll an opportunity first.