"Oh crap! They don't have any bananas!"
What are you talking about? You are standing right next too about 1000 bananas!"
"These are not organic bananas though! You know I only eat organic bananas. Oh! What am I going to do?!!" Judy began to stagger in circles.
Alarmed, Judy's friend said
Why don't you take a seat right here dearie?"
"Oh hell no! Bananas are often infested with deadly spiders! What if these bananas are deadly?!"
Don't you think you are being a bit extreme dearie? I've never seen spiders on bananas."
"YOU NEVER KNOW! THAT'S THE THING! YOU NEVER KNOW!"
Judy stomped over to the lettuce and slumped to the floor.
"My morning constitutional requires bananas to go smoothly. I need that fiber! Let's go."
Where?
"To Wegman's of course! They usually have organic bananas."
I'm sorry dearie. I don't shop in stores that begin with 'W'.
"That's ridiculous! What is wrong with you?"
I guess I eat too many inorganic bananas.
This is my entry to 
This five minute freewrite was inspired by my trip to the grocery store today, where I expected to buy one and only one thing - organic bananas. They had a mountain of inorganic bananas, no organic. I left the store with nothing.
