How Not To Collect A Wrong Number From A Lady
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I don't know if I am the only person that have undergone this torture from ladies but the last time it happened to me, I vowed to put an end to this re-occuring event and I am glad I did.
I went to the canteen to take soft drink because the weather was hot and I needed to stabilize my homeostasis. I met this pretty damsel in the canteen seated alone and was eating, I looked for a different seat and sat down and have been observing her, I wanted to talk to her but she's eating not just anywhere but in a canteen. I allowed her to finish eating and settling her bills then immediately I approached her. I asked her for her phone number and she immediately called out the eleven digits for me, I felt astonished with how fast she gave me the number without hesitation but what more can I say? Maybe she is just a jovial kind of person.
When I got home, I tried the line and it was an old man's voice I was hearing over the phone. Damn! This girl gave me a wrong number, no wonder she was so fast to give me the wrong digits. I didn't wanted such stuff to happen to me again and so I set up a plan to try the line of any body I collect instantly before leaving the scene.
The next scene that occured in the same manner, still left me and my plans unsuccessful, the lady I met decided to give me her dad's number, but why will she do that to me? I called and it was a males voice again over the phone. I said "Sir, please can I talk to Cynthia?" and he said "I am her father what's the problem I can relate it to her when she's back" I told her father not to worry I am her class mate so I wanted to collect the questions to the assignments giving to us in school. Which assignment, I don't know but I just wanted to collect the questions to the assignments from school.
I was saved from Cynthia's father because I was told by my friends that Cynthia's father is a Major General in Nigeria Army, I don't know what it would've become of me.
I decided to make it smooth and never to force things again. I came up with a better plan, a plan to prevent me from collecting wrong number. I needed to test run my plans and see if it works or not. I met this church girl in my area that I've heard allot of stuffs about her from guys, how difficult they say it was to tame the girl. I approached her on a good day and talked with her for a little time and decided to go for the number. When she gave me the number, I decided to call out the number to her hearing to see if she actually wanted me to have the number truely. While I was calling the number, I interchange one of the digits and asked her if that was the number and she said yes thats the number immediately it dawn on me to take my leave because she doesn't want me to have the number except if I want to call somebody's father again of which I am not ready to.
I didn't give up on my days of trial, you know that saying which says "nothing good comes easy" yeah,
I didn't give up and decided to confirm my tactics with another pretty girl I met at the bank. After she has made her withdrawals I walked up to her and spoke to her, I asked her of her phone number and she called out the eleven digits and I decided to call it back to her hearing, I was putting up some reactions as if I didn't get the number when she mentioned them first. I interchanged a digit and she stopped me immediately to correct me, I still interchanged the last digit and the same thing happened. I went home excited that it worked out, and when I got home I tried the line it rang. You need to see how happy I was in the inside when the phone was ringing. When she picked the call I said "Hello gorgeous" with a fine tune voice. The next thing I heard was "it is not her, it's her uncle" I hanged up the call and never called back again.
The truth is that I have given up! I can't do it anymore, if she likes you she will give you her real number but if she doesn't be rest assured to be calling somebody's parents for as long as you don't give up like I did.