I could I tell her I don't agree with her reports? Its embarrassing to tell her after proof-reading that she sucks at describing the menace of rodents, especially that randy Rat and his cousin mice under the basement, and her approach to get rid of them sucks. I could kill them all only if she gives me more milk but she won't, she thought I have outgrown it and she kept giving me those stuffed bird flavored tin food.
Gosh, my neck hurts, I hope she doesn't knows I had stopped reading since the third paragraph, I can't stress myself reading through this bunch of crap.
Wait!
Did I just read getting more than one cat? How is that even a solution? That will ration the food and milk, that's if she's ever going to be giving me again. My owner clearly doesn't understand this cat and mouse/rat business and I'm not going to give her a clue till I get more milk and my red ribbon. Let me just pretend like I'm still reading for some minutes more, then I'll meow furiously and she's gonna kick me out!