Everything You Love Will Kill You

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Have you ever stopped to think about everything you do during the course of a day that you have been warned against doing? I found myself in that predicament today as I was gathering last needed food items for the 4th of July cooking I had planned. You go in the store perfectly guilt free and as you are checking out...your sins reveal themselves. I remember thinking when I went in the store about things like:

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Somehow, somewhere in that store I strayed from the pureness of my thoughts. I truly had the best of intentions when I entered that store but nevertheless, my shopping cart ended up looking more like :

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I was overcome with the grief I had for my weakness and was desperate to redeem myself. It was then that I had a marvelous idea. With enough creative imagination I could be a vegan! I simply eat 4 legged plants and drink wheat beverages. Heck, I might even go back for the pie now...

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