Unplug the freezer.

Wow! Thanks trusted medical source! I'm going to lock my doctor in the closet - he didn't tell me to freeze a lemon!

You stole my car. Please don't do that again.

Yeah! Fight the power! Blood in the streets! Service Unavailable! Hard hitting insight! People love banks! Fart! Fart! Fart!

I can't see I'm weeping so hard. Oh, how i wish I didn't read this while speeding down the highway in a blizzard. Pray for me.

Done! Please return the favour on any of my old posts.

Why Did You Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word?

So... you're led by Harvey Weinstein?

Anytime there's a question mark in a headline, you know the answer is NO.

I'll never call a swan a duck again!

Aaaaaah! No wi-fi! Aaaaaah!

I'd love to see some proof for any of this. Or a scientific journal that makes reference to a 'stormy stomach'.

National Geographic Indonesia has a real knack for making nonsensical headlines.

Ham Gaa Chan

Gross.

I see my optometrist.

Not pure gold AND it has no value? Wow!

I'd need four or five separate mouths to eat that thing!

Soon...

This little guy's a hero!