crisp

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable—until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!!

_{- Jack Handey. Deep Thoughts, 1992}

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_{What is this?}