A farmer and his wife went to the fair
Asked a pilot, “How much to go in the air?”
The pilot said, “Ten dollars for 3 minutes”.
The farmer said, “That’s over my limit”.
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The pilot said, “I will make you a deal”
You can ride free if neither of you squeal.
I’m telling you now, giving you a warning.
I will do a lot of twisting and turning.
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The couple agreed and jumped into the plane.
At the same time thinking that this was insane.
The pilot took off, doing all kinds of flips.
Going straight up and even doing some dips.
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But the old couple never made a sound.
Finally, the pilot flew back to the ground.
They earned their free flight, without a doubt”.
But the farmer should have yelled when his wife fell out.
Photo: Pixabay - Artist: Nightowl
Howdy y’all. It’s me, ninong7 aka UJ aka John. Just a short intro about myself. I am a Texan that has retired in the Philippines. I moved to the Philippines with my wife back in May 2010. I am retired from the US Air Force. The music I like is mostly Classic Country and Classic Rock. I guess you could say that I am “Classic”. I play dominoes when I can find someone that will play, I play chess, cribbage, spades, hearts, Empire Builder, Rail Baron, Acquire and a few other games. I like to write poems and stories (although pretty novice) and I love learning about history, just about any history. I’m at home on my computer a lot but if I could afford to, I’d be traveling and documenting my travels to post in my blog. I hope to get to know a lot of you through PeakD and Discord.