There's this guy who may or may not be me, he likes fat girls.
Now when a guy says they like fat girls you mostly imagine that all a girl has to be for that guy to like them is fat. You even go ahead to imagine the most fucked up looking and most shapeless fat girls and conclude that that guy must like them too.
But that's not how it goes, stop.
A guy liking fat girls doesn't mean he doesn't want pretty better shaped and not obese fat girls. It doesn't mean he's not picky with them. There are a lot of pretty fat girls with well proportioned fat bodies.
Many fat girls have low self esteem so when you show them interest they mostly don't believe you and think you're lying or just wanting to use them for sex.
Many of them don't even like to go out to hang because they're so self conscious and insecure. They'll just be there being shy, wasting time and keeping their distance and you can't do anything with them that way 馃ゲ.
So, this guy who likes fat girls who may or may not be me also happens to be a guy who doesn't like commitment, which means this guy is doomed.
Because fat girls already think guys don't like them, that guys don't like to commit to them and that guys mostly want to keep them hidden and for sexual purposes only. So imagine telling a fat girl that you're a guy who doesn't like commitment.
She'll just laugh and think it's just one of those cases where you don't want to commit to a fat girl and you're lying about not wanting commitment generally.
This guy who may or may not be me hardly has any chance during the day, he's mostly free at night, and you know what that means?
That means he can only see his fat girls at night. And you know what that means too? That means these fat girls are going to think he's hanging with them only at night because he doesn't want to be seen with fat girls. That he's hiding them.
Fuck! This guy is so doomed.
The End
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