The Zombies live under the bed - I know they do!!
It's not fair! Mum used to stay in my room for awhile and keep them away, but now she tell me to be a big boy and just go to sleep. Go to sleep!! How can a rational kid go to sleep? Doesn't she know they come out just before the clock strikes 12 and they eat small kids on toast. Just 'cause they have high sugar content and taste better!
Maybe if I can sneak in my water pistol from the laundry I could shoot them when they come out.. I wonder if Mum would hear me if I sneak into the laundry? Probably.. :-(
Why can't I have a proper defense weapon? I wanted a Nerf gun and Dad said 'No"!! Doesn't he know it's a life or death decision here?!!
I want proper defense - I'm going to be a zombie destroyer!! Just you watch me - there will be bodies all over the floor by morning!
His Mother entered the room the next morning with her son asleep - in a soggy bed and a water pistol by his side. Not again!! They wanted to get rid of it but the resulting psychological issues would be too great. At least he had a mattress protector...
