Living a life with a small kid it's never dull. Especially, if you have more then one. :) So today, I will share with you a list I saw in a magazine my friend showed me, which will make you laugh for sure. At least I know I did... :)
Just be aware, that those are rules, which kids live by, so don't try to forbid them any of this. ;)
What is opened, needs to be closed.
What is closed has to be opened.
If it can not be opened, you should scream.
If there are drawers, we must pull them out.
If something is on, it must be put down.
If something is turned off, it must be lit.
What is high you have to reach.
If there is a socket, the finger must be inserted into it.
If there is a button, it must be pressed.
If it is assembled, it should be disassembled.
If it's liquid, it needs to be shaken and then poured.
If it's valuable, it must be hidden.
If it's paper, it should be torn.
If it's in rubbish, this should be picked out.
If there is a pencil, it is necessary to draw on the wall.
If it's dirty, this should be placed in the mouth.
If Mom has full arms, she must carry me.
If Mom wants to carry me, I have to walk.
According to my kids I can say they are living their lives around them. If we try to break them we mainly won't succeed. The only thing we can do is to pay attention, that kid will perform them safely. :)