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Here I am again sharing you some funny things happened in my life.I really glad that there's a community here were we can share some of the funny things happened to us.
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Sometimes we did a lie when we are in the situation that we needed to do it but we should'nt normalize telling lies
I lied and I pretended to be pregnant
Story time
Last december 2018,I forgot the day , I recieved a call from my husband's neice ,she was asking me if I can enroll her for her second semester ,she was a graduating student that time and she was on her OJT in Manila City and she can't go home because of her Ojt and Manila City is far from the province where we are living.
And since no one could enroll her at the school ,so I said yes to her even if I don't have knowledge about that ,I don't know whats the process for enrollment .She said she's going to send the documents needed for enrollment through email .I asked my husband's companiom coz I will bring my baby.
We need to travel for an hour going to the school where she study and before we went there ,I went first to an internet cafe to print the documents she sent to me.
Around 11 when I finished printing those documents ,it takes time coz I don't how to recieved it ,and she's on duty also in the airlines for her Ojt so ,she can't reply immediately on my questions.I asked help of some staff on that internet cafe and it was 11 in the morning when I done her documents.My husband's face can't be drawn anymore he was mad of her neice because she does'nt prepare her documents earlier.Before we went to her school ,we had our lunch first.
Around 12,we traveled going to her school and we came there at 1pm.,I was surprised to see a lot of students was there ,it was the last day of the second semester enrollment and thats why a lot of students was there for the enrollment.
I just following what the students did ,coz my neice can't answer my call because of her work ,one student told me to go first the department of what course of my neice so that their teacher can check her documents .I am thankful that one student helped me to find the tourism department office.
After that I went to tje office to enrolled her and I need to finished the two counter before recieving her reciept.
At the first counter I took more than one hour and when I went to the second counter ,there was a long queue,and I was on the number 300something .I waited patiently even my husband was mad and told me that he will never care if his neice can't enrolled for her last semester.He was mad because his neice did'nt prepared it earlier.Even her teacher was asking me why she did'nt enrolled earlier and why she waited for the last day of enrollment.
Around 4pm ,I am still in line ,I was thinking what to do coz my baby was not comfortable anymore and my husband was mad,I am thinking what would be an effective way so that I can finished it and we can go home.
Telling a lies and pretending was in my mind ,I was thinking what if I will pretend to be pregnant and asking a priority lane,is that an effective way?Haha ,I don't know what to do,I need to this or else maybe we can finished it late at night.
So I prepared my self ,I inhale and making my tummy big.I apologize first to God for doing this and telling them a lies .
When I am ready ,I went to the counter and ...
Me:Excuse me maam,is there a priority lane for pregnant woman?I felt tired of waiting for this long queue.
And the staff was starring at me for a while,starring my tummy and I was praying that hopefully it is an effective way .
Counter staff: Ahm ,so sorry maam ,okay where's your document?
I handed her my neice documents then she gave the official reciept that my neice was officially enrolled for the second semester.
I am still holding my breath and making my tummy big and I was so guilty of what I did.I quickly told my husband to get out of the school .And there ,I release all the air in my tummy and can't stop laughing.I laugh so hard but the other side of me was feeling guilty of what I did.A lot of students was still there and because of what I did,I finished it first than them.
While walking and searching some vehicle going to the termenal ,I can't stop laughing of what I did but my husband was still mad .My sister in-law the mother of neice ,called me and asking if I finished enroll her daughter and I told her what I did ,she was laughing too and told me that she's going to send me $30 hahaha.
It was one of the funny thing I did but honeslty ,I felt guilty upon doing it ,but I need do it or else we can go home late at night.
We arrived at the house almost 7in the evening.
And thats all for the story of how I pretend to be pregnant.I hope this blog of mine will make you smile too coz me while writing this I can't stop my self laughing as I remember this .
Thank you and GOD BLESS Us .
Love,
