Awooga!! Awooga!!
It's Saturday, the day of Kings and on that day of Kings there is only one truly noble activity.
Beer, of course!!
Oh, and it's the solstice, or was it last night? Fuck it, it's close enough. So tonight's beers are dedicated to the turning of the seasons, the rolling of this great globe, earth, around and around.
One of my commenters @thecripplingdrivel tapped me up on the discords for a bit of advice actually?
He said.
I love beer, man. But after a big session my pee feels gritty, any recommendations?
I mean Jesus fuckity, he's obviously not drinking enough to get past the gritty stage.
I told him to man up and get to fuck.
There. Now the advice column is over we can get to the serious issue of beer.
First up, a beer with pandan leaf!? I mean, what the hell is that? It's it something Chinese Bears do in the woods?
No matter, let's try it.
Cor blimey, this looks... Interesting.
From Brew York, whom I have never even heard of. Oh well, let's get on with it.
It's a bit pallid. I like my stouts to be turgid ebony or some mad shade of black, maybe purple or tan. But this looks pale. Hmm.
Down the hatch.
Ourgh. If that's not a word, I have made it up to sum up this monstrosity.
It's kak. An everyday run of the mill stout ruined by cheap coffee and the mysterious FanDan leaf which I presume is the thing giving it that funky weird aftertaste.
Bleurgh. 3/10 booms.
Outrageous!
Save me, second beer, save me!
Heavy water, ha. It even sounds cool. It is exceptionally strong too. Twice that of the fannybadger leaf one I tried a minute ago.
Its got raspberries in it, which makes me nervous. I have only ever had one beer with raspberries in it that has been any good.
Once more unto the breach!
By the balls of Jon Bon Jovi, would you look at that!! It looks incredible. The head is a dense frothing caramel atop a dank and desolate tarry liquid.
I think the excitement is making me form more of a head down below than this beer is up top!!
Gimme!!!
Goodness!! How to describe this and do it justice!?
It's like hot sexy donkeys hee-hawing away in a glass whilst surrounded by lecherous panthers throwing 100 dollar bills at them. It's fabulous.
Treacley, thick, sweet and malty dark. Lingers in the mouth like an expensive cigar made out of poor people dreams.
I love it, 9/10 booms!!
Top notch! And I have another, oh, these truly are happy days!!!
Cheers and have a good weekend!
