I strode into the lounge and halted, cocking my hips at the Good Lady as if they were a pair of maracas.
Sup, chicken-pie!
I brayed like a Donkey called Mary who had just laid an egg in a manger.
The Good Lady looked up from her Kindle which she had happily been reading. Her brow creased suspiciously at my dashing demeanour.
You look happy?
She grunted.
HA! Happy. Oh yeah, baby girl. Tell me, do I look like a Killa?
The Good Lady did a double-take as if I were wearing one of her shawls and had announced my name was now Tammy.
A bloody what?
She stuttered out.
A killa baby! Look. Look at these?
I bared my teeth with a dramatic rhhahhrrrrrr.
Are they red? My teeth red?
I made bitey motions at the air around me.
Oh poor Daddy-Bear. You really have gone a bit mental? It must be all the stress?
The Good Lady made a Zuckerberg at the Senate face.
I stopped biting at the air for a moment and did some more hip-thrusts as if having at that sexy Ghost woman in the first Ghostbusters movie.
Mental? Me? Maybe... Maybe I am just gonna come over there and eat all your little fishies, hmm?
I made swimmy finny with my arms and moved toward her.
She held a stern hand out.
What the hell?! You really have lost it.
She said sharply.
I stopped, my expression taking on a little hurt as if she had popped my lucky balloon.
No, lass. I haven't really lost it. I'm being an Orca. I am an Orca now. I powered up a bit of steem and BOOM. Sweet Orcasm for me.
I stopped as the Good Lady's eyes rolled about in her head like magic eight balls.
Oh God, not that bloody Steemit again? You said you were taking a break. What does Orca even mean!?!
She shook her head in despair.
It means I have 50,000 Steem Power. It's like, pure amazing?!
I said trying to maintain my previous good cheer.
The Good Lady turned back to her Kindle with a sad clucking noise.
I huffed off into the kitchen to get a coffee. I'd worked bloody hard to become an Orca. Hmmph. Maybe I would go down the local park, jump in the pond and eat the bloody fishies for real.
That would show her.
