Whats this?
I said, looking suspiciously at my fork which had rice and white things on it.
Thai green curry!
Said the good lady, beaming with pride.
Isn't it amazing? It's baby friendly. I got it from that baby led weaning book we got from Amazon!! It is going to make everything so much more convenient for us. Instead of making lots of different meals we can all eat the same thing!
I forked the Thai Green Curry into my mouth.
My left leg jerked in affront and I made a face like an otter in a drainpipe.
The good lady looked at me expectantly.
Erm, it's alright.
I said, with my best diplomatic flair.
Except it wasn't alright, It didn't taste of anything. It just tasted like wetness.
I forced my constipated toad face into hiding and tuned into the good lady's warbling.
Today is Thai Green Curry and tomorrow is Moroccan Chicken. This is going to make mealtimes sooo easy! We can all eat the same. Remember you were complaining about having to make different meals for everyone?
She looked at my face.
Arent you at least going to give it a chance?
Of course lass!
I did.
I gave the Thai Green Curry a chance.
I gave the next evenings Moroccan Chicken a chance.
I gave the Oriental Beef a chance.
The next night when I saw the Spicy Salmon recipe I felt the dreadful urge to speak out and make my feelings known.
Is it ok if we add a teeny bit of salt or something to it? Nothing I have eaten over the last few days tastes of anything. It's like eating starchy water all the time.
I smiled in what I hoped was a sexy man way that would make her swoon and be desperate to please me.
Instead, she looked horrified.
Salt?!! SALT?!! YOU selfish BASTARD. You can't give a baby salt, it's really bad for them.
She stamped out of the room.
Hmm, that went well?
