Dear meow dairy,
This morning, I have a plan to wait my slave in a bathroom. They hate me because of that.
Good morning Clarice. (Yes, I said that with Hannibal Lector voice.. )
Last night my humans slave was watching The Silence of the Lambs I totally love that movie.
But I get bored in the end, eating brains, harassment, killing.. Isn't something that I would be interesting about. Is not like I never kill before. (If you know what I mean...but you don't. Stupid humans.)
So, tonight I have a plan to scare my slaves, and make them beg me for mercy. Hopefully they will bring me some food.
Good evening Clarice, I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. (Hannibal Lecter voice again!)
Admit, You are scared... I will hunt you in your dreams.
Quid pro quo.