In an impromptu press conference at today's NATO summit, Trump claimed that he doesn't ever reverse himself. That reversing is something other people do. Not him. Because he is a "stable genius". It's a claim he has made before.
But Trump has made more reversal errors than my grandma trying to parallel park.
So, either he doesn't know what that word means, or he is trying to tell us something. Hmmmm. Let's break it down.
First, what is "stable"? Well, it's a place where they keep horses.
And what do horses do? Well, they poo. A lot!
And who has to clean up after horses poo, a lot? Well, other people do. Horses don't clean up after themselves, ya know.
So, what does this all mean? What is the POTUS trying to tell us?
I think it's pretty clear. Trump is saying that he's like a horse that is full of horse shit and that he likes to shoot it out of his ass and get it all over everyone and anyone who stands behind him.
That's what he means by calling himself a "stable genius".
It all makes such perfect sense, now...