Round the pepper tree round the pepper tree, to climb it na wahala. Yea, if you think it's easy to quench a burning fire, then start it. Lolz.
My people, there is heavy and mighty issue going on this morning in my neighbour's house or apartment. The issue is as big as Anaconda lolz. Chei, what an unexpected glue!! Hahaha.
It all started few months ago when my neighbor whose name is Emmanuel kicked off his beautiful fiancee thinking he has found a better lover. Yea, according to him, he found his new love in a night party he attended and because of how charming the lady was to him, he started finding faults with his former babe and lastly drove her away. The lady cried and cried, yet it all fell on deaf ears.
Ok oo. Few days later, he started cruising with his new lover and their friendship was so obvious to the extent that even unborn children are aware of it. Do you know that when the first lady was around, he hardly eat outside because the lady must make sure there is food at home. But ever since he pushed that one away, he always eat outside with his new love lolz. And the girl according to him always place high order and must eat either shawarma or pizza daily. And if he refuse to buy, the lady won't allow him to touch her throughout the night lolz. Wow, their friendship was fun fun.
So one day, the guy, Mr Emmanuel came to his senses because he was about leaving his house to a meeting when he discovered that almost all his clothes are dirty which is something that never occur the time the other lady was with him. Honestly, he didn't experienced such thing that time. So, he asked the girl to wash his clothes for him and the girl refused. But why? Just because she fixed long artificial nails. Not knowing what else to do, he decided to visit a dry cleaner and the lady also added her own dirty clothes. Chei, that actually skyrocketed Mr Emmanuel's anger and he asked her to leave his house. Below was their open quarrel:
Mr Emmanuel: Nne, you must leave my house today. Am tired of you.
The girl: Look at you, you're not appreciative. How many girls do you think you can live with? How many do you think that can condone your flaws? Why did the other lady leave you? you should even be proud of me.
Mr Emmanuel: As in, over what? Look at a grownup girl like you that can't even cook, wash clothes or even arrange the house. I don't even know the kind of charm you bewitched on me that I left my pretty woman. God forbid.
The girl: Ok, am no longer beautiful right? I can't blame you because you have used me up. Infact, am leaving you. You can't see me again in this house.
Mr Emmanuel: Best. Yea, even the Bible made it clear that Affliction will never rise a second time.
The girl: Yes, in the lives of the righteous ones. You're pure affliction pestering my life.
Hahaha, hope you're enjoying the quarrelling right? hehehe, you want me to continue? lolz, the main issue is that a month later which is today, I overheard that my neighbor quarrelling with someone, from my house, I peeped to first understand what is going on just as the thumbnail image portrayed, and I realize that it's that his girl whom he referred to as Affliction. Hahaha, the girl is now pregnant for him and bowed not to terminate the foetus.
My people, have Affliction not rise the second time?
Hahaha, Mr Emmanuel is now glued with affliction. Lolz