Good day ladies and gentlemen of this lovely and beautiful community. Am here to give you an idea on how to claim anything from your parents. Yes, it always do work for me. Yea, let me ask you, Why are you quarrelling with your father or mother because you collected any of their property? You fathers and mothers, what is wrong with you guys? Let me direct this question to all you parents that do frown at your children because they collected your belongings or properties. Imagine you didn't give birth to him or her, how will you feel? Do you know what it means to remain childless for life? I think, you guys should be proud of us whenever we collected any of your belongings without returning it to you.
See ehh, according to my parents, after their wedding, they remained childless for good 7 years without giving birth to anybody be it imbecile, escapee or half-humanbeing. Hahaha. So one day, they visited a friend who have already given birth to 3 kids as of then. According to them, as the children were playing, they broke one ceramic cup and their parents gave them thorough beating. During the scene, my parents felt like:
I wish I can have one, even if he or she should turn my house upsidedown, I must be happy.
Now that God has finally bless them, why should they query me for taking any of their properties without any hope of returning? Awwwch.
Emmm, but as am about telling you this secret, my pity goes to those people who are older than their parents marriage. Why? Hahahaha, those people ehhh, hmmm, their parents don't actually regard them as anything because they didn't suffer to have one. Some are even by mistake. Now tell me, is mistake a good thing? Who on earth values mistake?. Hope no one is attempting to stone me here? hahaha, anyway, if you're older than your parents marriage, indicate. I'll freely give you ideas on how to follow them up lolz.
Alright, alright, let's continue....
As I joined hive, and started posting in this comedy open mic community, I've been longing to buy Generator because, most times, am not consistent as a result of low power supply here in our country Nigeria. And as a big lady I am, I found it difficult demanding for one from my father. So, 2 months ago, I travelled to where my parents are living. It's inside Aba city. But mind you, dare you not request for proper address because, I have no trust in you. You're a suspect I guess!! lolz. I don't want you to put sand for my garri oo.
On reaching there, lo and behold, my sweet Dad have bought a new generator power supply. Happily, I congratulated him. Hmm, who knows what's in my mind shaaa. Eventually, ending of last month, I told my Dad that that there is a campaign about to host by my company and it's a must that I participate in the campaign down to the end. Therefore, I need generator.
With that, he allowed me to go with his new generator. But, just yesterday, my Dad called and requested why I haven't return his generator. The answer I gave him really shocked him. Below was our conversation:
Me: Hello Daddy
Dad: My sweet and pretty daughter, how are you?
Me: Dad, am bouncing
Dad: Good, that's my daughter. Keep it up. As my daughter, you need to bounce.
Me: Dad, thank you sir
Dad: Emm, my daughter, hafa for the generator? when are you returning it?
Me: Return ke? Dad, I don't understand, what really do you mean?
Dad: Nne, am talking about the generator naa. It's my property.
Me: Dad, who are my to you?
Dad: You're my daughter naa
Me: Dad, are my not your property too?
Dad: You are, my daughter
Me: So Dad, your property is holding your property. You're my dad and am holding what belongs to my Dad. I think, you too should go and carry your Dad's own. Don't be jealous please!! because you're his property.
At that, Dad called on my Mom and said "Darling, which kind of child did you give birth for me?
Mom: Exactly the type you injected inside me
At that , Dad couldn't hold himself from laughing and myself followed suite. That was even the time Dad realize that he haven't hang up the call. Next thing I heard is: Yeye girl.
My people, do you all see that style? please, don't call it a trick, rather it's a sweet style. Thanks.