Have you ever travel to another country? Infact, no need to ask you sef, who on the surface of this earth, especially, matured men and women who haven't travelled to one or two more countries? Are you doubting me?, hehehe, now, let me prove your doubt wrong, because, many times, you do travel unknowingly. Lolz.
Alright, please, what's that in your hand? Is that a mobile phone? So, whenever you made calls with it or, receive calls with it, don't you know that you just travelled? Hahaha. Look, if you should call or receive calls from those living over there in diaspora, automatically, you're there at that moment. Quote me wrong naa. Lolz. Also, whenever you're watching foreign movie, it's also a part of it. Don't quote me wrong oo.
In today's funny moment, I want to tell you my observations in all the different countries I've visited. Emm, mind you, don't ask me when and how I visited them. All you should be eager to hear is the news regarding my observations. But, before I progress, as a caring babe I am,(If you're a man, you're on your own oo. Don't expect me to care for you. Else, you'll be the one to care for me over a period of nine months. lolz) I want to ask you all my blog lovers and viewers, I mean, all those people suffering from high blood pressure. Please, were you able to do the assignment I gave you on my [last post]? If no, please, go back and read it. Then, come back here and tell me your result. The reason why am requesting for your result is to know if my pills are working. lolz.
Without wasting much of your time, let me gist you small. Some years ago, I made it my personal goal to visit some countries just to explore their forcemen reactions towards criminals, especially, their various ways of investigating if someone is a thief. Below are my findings.
Arabian countries
As you all know, Arabians are very fond of their wives that they can do the unimaginable to safe their wives life. So, their forcemen sees that as their weak point. Therefore, if an Arabian should steal and ran away, this is what the police officer will say:
Officer: You must kidnap the thief's wife, then, threaten the thief to surrender.
Did you guys hear anything like: Kidnap and torture the thief's wife?
But, wait oo, why the kidnap there? instead of kidnapping, isn't it better to arrest? Hmm, they just turn themselves into kidnappers. Mind you, don't say that I said oo. Else, if you do, I must deny you. Asap. lolz.
Chinese style
Their country's police style is very much different from that of Arabians. Do you know that if one steal, it won't affect another person. Just see what the officer will say:
Keep on chasing the thief until he gets tired. Then catch him up.
Do you see their own style? hahaha. One good thing about them is that the thief must personally carry his own load. But, who are they even ordering to keep on chasing the thief? Wait oo, they too, are they not human beings that can easily get tired like the thief? or, is their own power inexhaustible? See me see wahala.
Indian police style
These people, their own tire me oo. They really love music that you can easily entice them with it. And as smart as their forcemen are, they adopted that style as their trick. See what I mean. Instead of chasing the thief, or kidnapping the wife, see what they will do.
Officer: Hey guys, let a pretty damsel sing for him, that will lure him closer. Then, catch him immediately.
Hahaha, how do you see their style? To them, if they should kidnap the thief's family member, they will be tagged kidnappers and if they should keep on chasing the thief, it's waste of resources. Lolz. Eheh naa, is the thief the only one to get tired?
American police style
You see this set of forcemen, they don't believe in noise. And while carrying some investigations, they won't notify you. Moreover, they hate lies. That's why there own style is far more different. Let's check them.
Keep on investigating if he's a thief until you find an evidence to catch him.
Among all these countries I've visited, there is one that it's style, will I say is the best or the worst? Am just confuse oo. Below is their style:
Officer: Catch any person you see on the street, beat the person up until he agrees he's a thief.
Hahaha, even the thief is free to move on without any body searching and arresting him. I think, their style is the best. Eheh naa, do you want me to tell you that my mother's soup is not sweet?
Now the question is, which country is that? Someone should tell us oo.