Laughter is a powerful medicine that one shouldn't lack of because lack of it rottens the bone and mental powers.
See, if you're living a life free from laughter, then, I will tell you who you'll resemble. Just visit that mortuary nearest to you, you will see the specie of humans inside there, check on them and you'll find out that they can't laugh no matter the type of joke or comedy you share with them.
So tell me, since you're living a life free from laughter, what then, is the difference between you and them? Hahaha, as am alive and thriving, I must let people know the difference between live marajah and dead marajah lolz.
Nevertheless, chose for yourself.
This evening, as I came back home, 2 of my niece have arrived to spend the holiday with us.
As soon as we saw ourselves, we hugged and kissed. Out of happiness, they started telling me things that have happened in their lives, house and in their school.
Wow, as a good listener I am, I dropped my bag and started listening. Their names are : Praise and Funmi.
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They started this way: Aunty, we have 2 neighbors, one is Mama Ada while the other is single and she's living with her younger sister, Uche. One day, their children Ada and Uche(both are girls) started quarrelling because of just minor something o.
Auntie, do you know the name that Ada called Uche? hahaha, chai, she called Uche Un-flushable toilet and Uche also called her stinking toilet.
At this point my fellow comedians, I paused and meditated over the names. Heey, Un-flushable toilet and Stinking toilet sounds like twin names. Therefore am waiting for whoever that will born twin in this community. His or her twin must bear the two names. lolz
On the other way round, when you poo and didn't flush, it must stink(smell). So, the two girls must be bad. Anyway, the story continued....
According to the story narrators, each of their guardians heard their voices and came out. Instead of for them to settle the girls amicably, the two took over from where their girls stopped.
Mama Uche first of all mocked Mama Ada's level of life by warning her not to near her apartment with her poverty spirit.
In return, Mama Ada told her that her own is even better because, although she's poor, she already have 3 kids and still hoping that one day, her story must change because she must not live in UK or abroad before receiving help because help only come from God and not from abroad.
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A poor woman with 3 kids!!
Oh boy, who knows how the condition of those kids are. And main looking at it, from what the woman said, even if someone come from abroad to help her, she seems to reject lolz. May God have mercy upon her lolz.
Hehehe, the matter come de worse de go because Mama Ada continued her mockery against Mama Uche this way:
Look at you, you are nothing but canopy
Immediately, I asked her the meaning of canopy because canopy is a tent where people do sit-down whenever there is an occasion and thereafter, they will fold it and move it to wherever there is need for it.
As I ask the question, my niece told me that the sentence following it will explain. Therefore, I allowed her to continue.
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My narrators Praise and Funmi continued...
Mama Uche told mama Ada that she always do attend all ceremonies and parties hunting for a husband. Yet, to no avail. She is still single. Therefore, she's not different from canopy.
Chai, am just imagining how the lady would feel at such statement. Upps, it's like I will stop attending weddings and ceremonies because I can't take such insult. Hahaha, Shame to all single ladies in the house because all of you are nothing but Canopies lolz. People mouth too strong oo.
Please don't stone me o, because am not the one that said it ooooo.
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This time, they decided to tell me their stories one-by-one and differently. So the senior girl (Praise) started this way.....
Auntie, one day in my class, my teacher told us that we are going to quiz and that the quiz can come from any subject.
When it's my turn, she asked me when Nigeria was amalgamated and I told her that Nigeria was amalgamated in January 1914.
immediately, she turned to my friend precious, and ask her who amalgamated Nigeria. Happily, the girl told her that it's British colonial Fredrick Lugard that amalgamated it. We all clapped for her.
Next, she ask another of our classmate by the name King to show her Nigeria in the map of the world. The boy showed her though it took him some time. Also, we all clapped for him.
Next, she asked one girl that repeated class who discovered Nigeria?. Chai, Choi, aunty, do you know what she replied? Hahaha, she answered this way:
It's King that discovered it.
Lolz, why laughing at her? hahaha, no mind me as am also laughing o. Please, is the girl wrong? lolz 馃槀. Hia, wait o, Is King not the one that discovered the position of Nigeria in the world map? that girl is right abeg. Stop laughing at her joor.
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Hmm, Aunty, See!
One day in our class, our teacher started asking us what we would like to become in the future regarding our future field of work or profession. When it's my turn, I told her that I would like to become a blogger just like you my Aunty.
She then encouraged me to keep on pursuing the goal down to the end.
Then, she turned to David my classmate and inquired from him. Hmm, Aunty, just listen to all that David mentioned
I would love to become an engineer, so as to construct the best car for my mother. Not only that, I would also like to construct aeroplane for my wife and also shower her with money.
After hearing all his wish, my teacher started laughing and we also joined after her.
After laughing, my teacher ask Confidence(a girl) what she would love becoming in the future.
At this point, my narrator bursted into laughter and myself and her sister already started laughing before hearing the whole gist.
After a while, she said that Confidence told their aunty that she would love to become David's wife in the future.
Heey, what a hell? Ahh, that girl must be smart. Who on this earth would like to miss such opportunity of marrying a caring loving man who is eager to buy aeroplane for her wife and same time, shower her with lots of money. Ohh, that girl deserves a hug and a kiss lolz.
Now, tell me, if you're her father or mother, and hear her wish, what will you do? What must be your view of her? Hahaha.
If you think you're intelligent, try children of this generation and you must fail woefully lolz.
Before the arrival of this children today, I wanted to narrate the funny misunderstanding that happened in my neighborhood earlier today. Anyway, expect it on my next post.
After telling me all these their funny stories, they started playing with my Mama's truck. And when mom asked them to go down from there, they told her that even uf they should spoil it, they will definitely buy better one for her tomorrow. Therefore, she should allow them to play.
Upon hearing such comment, mom started laughing and allowed them to enjoy themselves and their grandma.
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