Joke contest#2

Hi guys

come back with me in Joke Contest#2.

I give two question :

1. Two chickens, rooster, and hen, perched on a tree together. Where is rooster perched?

2. What did you feel, after you managed to catch the criminals by yourself at night?

Rules:

1. Vote this contest
2. Resteem contest
3. Answer These Question.

Thanks

@maodecaa