Pilot's Handbook! ;)
Any take-off is optional. Landing is a must.
If you push forward, the houses become bigger.
If you pull it ... backward - it's shrinking.
This rule applies until you pull the wheel completely
back and do not leave it there - then the houses become very large.
Flying is not dangerous! The catastrophes are dangerous.
It is always preferable to be down and sorry,
that you are not upstairs instead of being upstairs and regretting that you are not downstairs.
The only time you have too much fuel is when your plane is lit.
Propeller is a large fan in the front of the plane,
which serves to cool the pilot.
When he stops, the pilot starts to sweat.
When you have doubts about the height, get up.
No one has ever encountered the sky ...
"Good" landing is what you can do without medical help. A "terrific" landing is this, after which the plane can be reused.
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You will not live so long,
that you can do them all yourself.
You understand that you landed without chariots when you have to give full speed to get to the ramp.
The probability of survival is inverse to the landing angle. The larger the angle,
the less likely it is and vice versa.
Stay away from the clouds. Well-informed sources claim that some mountain peaks have the habit of hiding in the clouds.
Always try to equalize the number of take-offs with the number of landings.
There are three small rules that guarantee a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no one has ever been able to find them.
You start with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience.
The trick is to fill the bag with the experience
before you emptied this one with luck.
The helicopters can not fly - they are so ugly,
that the earth repels them.
If the only thing you see through the glass is the ground that is becoming more round and round and the only thing you hear is the excitement that rises in the passenger compartment, then something is wrong.
In an eternal struggle between birds made of aluminum, flying hundreds of kilometers per hour, and the ground that moves zero kilometers per hour so far, the ground has not earned any losses.
Look around constantly. Vinagi has something you missed.
Remember, gravity is not just an idea. It is a law.
And it is not subject to appeal.
