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Image source Harmful bacteria has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2023. Australia is a grim place ruled by robots. Once glorious, Golden Gate Bridge is now iced over. Articulate navigator,

Image source Enough With Your Dirty Hedge and Smelly Gerbils Dear Mrs Wilson, I have always felt sad living near to you. You are the most ugly neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must understand

Image source Enough With Your Booming Gerbils and Smelly Dog Dear James, I have always felt proud living near to you. You are the most naughty neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you must understand

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Image source Stick Your Moist and Yummy Job, Chief Dear Chief, I have some news, which I think you will find dotty. Over the last year, I have found working for Nerds R Us both moist and yummy. It's fair

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Image source Enough With Your Dirty Drum Kit and Rotten Fence Dear Mr Black, I have always felt happy living near to you. You are the most aggressive neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you

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Image source Enough With Your Smelly Hedge and Smelly Sound-proofing Dear Mr Wilson, I have always felt elated living near to you. You are the most bright neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore,

Image source Ode to the Deer A Sonnet by kpd My streamline deer, you inspire me to write. How I hate the way you bark, sting and hunt, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about

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