Battling with thoughts that I don't even understand and emotions akin to fear that make no sense to my fearless mind. I get it all the time, and never understand it. People telling me I'm brave when I'm

Ah yes, the penis. Rated as one of the most important part of your body after your brain. So... will you cut it off for one million dollars?

So here's a quick one for my Anime lovers. I'm pitching Luffy of the Worst Generation against the World's strongest Swordsman, Dracule Mihawke. It is an unlikely battle but who do you fancy? Enjoy these

A time cometh when everything awesome will be somehow related to blockchain technology. When that time comes, a lot of projects will already be in existence, mass adoption will be in full swing and the

Crypto prices are at an all time low and I can't lie, I'm shitting bricks right now. If the prices don't rise in the next few months, I might as well start living under a bridge. What about you though,

Hello beautiful people of Steem land. It has been a fairly long time since I did anything on this place. I took me a long old break, lets call it hibernating. What's new here? Ah yes, I see there are

"The unending contest with myself, I guess I have to best myself again" #share2steem uncleskipper_ Posted from Instagram via Share2Steem

Well it was only a matter of time really, I always knew my undeniable talent and zest for the extremely cool would shine through. First of all, I'd like to say a big fuck you to Justin Bieber, Neymar and

What do you think about Spurs?

Girlfriend: what will make you happy right now? Me:

Wife: have you quit smoking? Me: yes I quit.. Me:...with my mouth So ends my pathetic attempt to make you laugh. I've learned that making fun of onesyown humour often leads to the said individual sounding

"I know you suck dick for money, I'm not judging you". "Huh?" She replied as she took out the earphones. Seriously, I'm aware you suck dick for money, you've sucked all kinds of dicks.

I would like to invite the entire steemit community to this cultural celebration that honours the movers and shakers of the society. WHAT TO EXPECT Well to put in simple terms, there's going to be booty.

As he opened his eyes, he found himself stood upright; oblivious to how he got there with a mind ravaged by hordes of questions. A bright beam of light that seems to call out to him appeared in the distance.

I'm testing out this #share2steem thingy. This be my first post uncleskipper_ Posted from Instagram via Share2Steem

I'm watching, always watching. I may be standing on the sidelines but don't get too comfortable because I've got your ass in the scope and I take headshots. A lots been going on here on steemit, what's

There's not much time left, go to and vote for steem. There's only six hours left.

We need to vote first to push steem up. Before I list the process required to vote for steem, let me list what steem stands to gain. if Steem comes first place, it stands the chance of getting listed if

My mind stopped for a split second, I reckon I'm cursed to walk with these ideas. I'm swimming in incandescence, loitering the alleyway to destruction as the gang signs flash in ostensible crevices. The

Again I post this, each individual can vote once in 24hours. So let's get steem to the top. 2pac is dead but for some reason, his coin is still at the top. Vote now. Let's get to it ASAP vote now, fuck