Now tell me - are you sad… angry? I understand that you had an incident. Your dog pulled you into a hole. You must trust me, I am here to help. I know I look odd, but I can assure you that my help is always appreciated in the end. Many people thank me in long letters afterwards. So… to return to you. What are you feeling right now? Be honest! Are you back in the hole in the park? Are you depressed… violent? Well, yes, I know that this large hole in my stomach can make people distrust me. I understand entirely. Do you distrust me?
Fair enough. I respect that, but remember – I am here to help! Tell me, what did you see in that hole? Oh – I was there, was I? Sorry, but no. I was at home with my boyfriend watching TV shows. It must have been someone resembling me. Yes, another person with a hole in their stomach. Is that so hard to imagine?
Ha ha – you are funny now! No, it wasn’t a cannonball. I was born this way. You could look straight through me already as an infant. It was not easy being a teenager, I can tell you that much. Do you enjoy reading books?
Okay, it’s all TV shows and social media. Are you content with that?
Fine. I understand. I don’t read books either. Never have done. Oh, interesting! You saw a liver in the hole! No, it couldn’t have been mine, as I mentioned – I was sitting in my sofa at the time. Do you feel peculiar about having seen that liver…
Listen I am here to help, but I am not going to listen to this crap. Do you understand me? I am going to fucking whip your fucking arse if you say something like that again!
Now tell me - are you sad… angry? I understand that you had an incident.
A drawing I made in 2020 - The cruel and painful death by fairies of a blue collar bureaucrat
