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Racecar spelt backwards is racecar But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up.
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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane? Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out... Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap
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Keep smiling!
[me narrating a documentary about narrators] "I can't hear what they're saying cuz I'm talking" Telling my daughter garlic is good for you. Good immune system and keeps pests away.Ticks, mosquitos, vampires...
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Joke of the day #11 - Monday
What kind of ships can't go in salt water? Snail-boats Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself! Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars? The food was great, but there was no atmosphere
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Joke of the day #10 - Saturday
Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution. People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe. How do you sink a polish war ship? You put it
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Joke of the day #9 - Thursday
What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar? "Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?" I loved going to the psychiatrist
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Joke of the day #8 - Saturday!
What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection Why did the chicken hold a seance? To get to the other side. How do you spell Canda? C,eh,N,eh,D,eh
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Joke of the day #7 - Friday
I like my women like I like my coffee... microwaved for 69 seconds! Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible! Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the
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Joke of the day #6 - Thursday
My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them... he said when does this happen... I said: over the phone!
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Joke of the day #5 - Sunday time
How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same? They can both smell it, but they can't taste it!
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Joke of the day #4 - It's Friday!
A man and a boy were walking in the woods. The little boy says: "I'm scared" and the man replies "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
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Joke of the day #3 - Thursday!
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
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Joke of the day #2 - Wednesday!
When playing tug of war with a 2yo, it's best to remember they're pulling really really hard and holy shit they travel fast when you let go!
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Joke for the monday!
A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live. The patient asked Oh doctor what should
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From zero to hero part #1
Hello, introducing new posts series here - some really nice changeouts I have found! Enjoy! Look at this guy! This can't be true!
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