About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod.
Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots.
I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band.
What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.
What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)