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Whats green and can kill you if it gets between your teeth? A tractor

There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech.

If someone won't lift a finger to call you, see you or spend time with you then it's time for you to lift five fingers and wave goodbye.

[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo.

What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? James. Who else has a Meowth and still wants someone else's Pokemon?

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