What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger
Why did the woman fall into the well? She couldn't see that well.
Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore
Old Chinese proverb: Man who not shower in 7 days makes one reek.
Had to Return the Sensitive Toothpaste I bought yesterday... It couldnt take a joke!
