I like when websites ask ""HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT US?"" Haha paranoid much?
What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect? ""Stop. Police.""
I'm 100 years old and I keep misplacing my old toys I'm losing my marbles!
I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on the voice.
Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.