Tired of my wife saying I have no feelings. Do I not cry if you turn off Football? Do I not pout when I can't find good porn? I have layers.
""Shotgun!"" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
Knock, knock..(my 8 year old told me this) Knock, knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna one, Anna two
Can everyone come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back & not say a word to my parents so they think I lived a cool double life.
Today a cartoonist was found dead at home. Details are sketchy.