Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her
*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe.
Where do swashbuckling turds come from? A pirates booty
I have not ate, drink, slept, used the bathroom, or showered since last year. I have also not told this joke since last year.
Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html