*approaches man sitting at the bar Me: would you like to dance Him: yeah! Me: that's great because I need to sit down
As a kid I've always wanted to be Batman when I grew up but then i was disappointed by a sudden realization... I have parents
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
My gf just sent me an SMS: ""Spacekeydoesn'tworkcanyougivemeanalternative"" I am really excited but what the f**k does ternative mean?
When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.