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What is it called when a blind deaf man commits murder? Senseless Slaughter...
To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler.
An British man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The Irishman says 'Hey, is this some kind of joke?'
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback