Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End
Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound.
Toilet seats can give you STD's... ...If you sit down before the person stands up
Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.
I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)