I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place.
[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b
Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar... One of them was a salted.
When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called ""sandwich artists."" They will be ""sub humans.""
An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered.""
